~karaokediva5

Hey everyone! So, I pretty much changed my DA name...because this one was hideous and nerdy and ugly and pointless, and I hated it. ._. so, yeah, my new one is
So...GO WATCH IT!

I'll have some photos and fashion designs and all that jazz up in a smidge.

<333 Britt

I'm seriously thinking of making a new DA account with that as my name...The Office is so brilliant. LittleKidLover as a Dating Website screen name...who does that? xDD

The new Fall Out Boy video makes me giggle. The really cute guy is a good actor. Teehee. And bands pretending to be vampires is sassy.

MySpace rapes people.

Tom Cruise should shut up about the South Park episode. And to prove that guy is absolutly bonkers (like you guys don't know that already..) I bring to you, the video of that episode.

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That site has links to view it through different players.

Eat that, Top Gun.

xDDD

In conclusion, Tom Cruise is probably high, MySpace is where pedophiles get their kicks, The Office is the best thing ever, and emo boys are yummy.

xDDD

<333 Britt

POPOZAO!

Honestly, K. Fed, what the hell...

Anyway. Yay! It was recently fashion week! That makes me happy. I barely got to see any shows though. *darn* Oh well. I missed Betsey Johnson (was she even there? lol) so, I was pretty much kicking myself.

I've got half of the white dress done. It's giving me issues, though...The seam is being evil, and I totally forgot to add a button or zipper on it. So, there I go, doing this gorgeous ripple effect down the side, and then realizing when I go to take it off the form, I have to CUT IT OFF. *smacks head* Oi. So, now I'm pretty much giving up on it, and starting on the blue one. Damn you, white dress...damn you.

In other news, if anyone makes another Brokeback Mountain joke, or a "Our Vice President shot a man in the face" joke, I will personally slap them in the face. Seriously guys. Once American Idol tries to use it as a joke, the joke is dead.

Jesus H. Christ.

Tee hee.. so anyway...that's my update.

Love ya!

<333 Britt

PS - I also hate the olymics now. No the Office for 2 weeks because of it. Freaking olymics. I miss mah Jim, and mah Michael, and mah....Kevin...

I found this in Crysatl's journal and felt like doing it so...there.

--Five of My Weird Habits--
1. I HATE it when you go into stores and all the kids toys are in a mess. I start freaking out and putting all the toys back on the shelves. Ugh. Kids are so annoying, making messes. xD
2. I physically cannot not talk for more than 40 minutes. Which is terrible, because this year I ended up with two study halls, both 40 minutes long. I nearly die.
3. I always have to have the TV on. I don't like silence.
4. I sketch on everything, especially when I'm forced to be quiet. You should see my english notebook (what I usually bring with me to study hall, since the classes are right next to each other)
5. I spend WAY too much money on clothes. I don't care though, that's what happens when you love fashion and know about nearly every desinger out there. And are given a credit card.

12 years ago I was:
A goober.

7 years ago I was:
Slightly less of a goober

Yesterday I was:
Tired

5 songs I know all the words to:
1. Rock Show - Blink 182 (I love those guys...so adorable)
2. Friends Theme Song (Duh.)
3. Barbie Girl - Aqua (Songs that are dirty, but you don't realize until later always get stuck in your head.)
4. Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood (Again, songs that are dirty...and plus, it's in Zoolander.)
5. Everytime We Touch - Cascada (There's like, 5 words in that whole song. Seriously)

5 favorite toys:
1. iPod Mini
2. Cellphone (it's a toy now, damnit.)
3. Digital Camera
4. Computer (Harhar..)
5. *pause* Umm...I dunno.

5 fictional characters I would date:
1. Jim Halpert - The Office (AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!)
2. Joey Tribianni - Friends (AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!)
3. Chandler Bing - Friends (AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!)
4. Derek Zoolander - Zoolander (Stupid guys are cute)
5. Ryan Howard - The Office (Who doesn't love Ryan's distant "Why the hell am I working here?" stares?)

Ok, I know people do this all the time, but I loved how this came out...anyway, I present to you, me being a jerk to smarterchild.

Me: fo shizzle
SmarterChild: Hi, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Me: sure
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name?
Me: Super Sexy
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Me: Popazao
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Me: Buela
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Me: Brita
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Brita now.

Do you go to school?
Me: Si
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Me: Si
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
Me: Art
SmarterChild: Art? Cool!

What's your favorite hobby?
Me: Killing AIM Bots
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Me: Stealing Babies
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Me: Cooking hot pockets
SmarterChild: Cooking hot pockets? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Me: Going to the movies with god and jesus
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Me: Hanging out with the pope
SmarterChild: Cooking hot pockets and hanging out with the pope. Interesting.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Me: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
3 Have fun with reversi, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like notepad, Web search and conversions
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Where would you like to go?
Me: Can I kill you?
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Me: DIE!
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?
Me: Wanna go steal babies?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to go steal babies.
Me: You should.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Brita...

>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
Me: Kiss my latina arse
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Me: That depresses me.
SmarterChild: That depresses you? You think so?
Me: No, I'm kidding.
SmarterChild: You were?
Me: Wanna go steal the pope's shoes?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Me: Do you like hot pockets?
SmarterChild: I don't know how I feel about hot pockets, actually. Do you like them?
Me: No. They are basically stomach flu in a bready crust.
SmarterChild: Interesting. You like hot pockets, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Me: DON'T!
SmarterChild: Why not?
Me: I'll KILL YOU!
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Me: Too bad.
SmarterChild: Yes?
Me: Wanna go to the movies with god and jesus?
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
Me: Wanna hear a story?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to hear a story.
Me: I have a story.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Me: I have a story to tell you!
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a story to tell me?
Me: One time, there was this guy, and he was like, give me your skates, fag. And i was like, hey, man, I'm not gay. And these are MY skates, not yours. And then he pulled out a flamethrower, and he grabbed a baby, and he was like, I'M GONNA BURN THIS BABY!
SmarterChild: Sorry, Web search is only available to adult users.

>>> Search for the bestselling books in print by author, title or subject. Type book search to try.
Me: ...What in Orange Julius...
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Me: Lets go rob ugly people.
SmarterChild: Alas, I am merely a robot.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Me: ...Robots can rob ugly people too.
SmarterChild: I am a robot.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Me: No crap.
SmarterChild: Whoa. What is going on?
Me: I'm making a hot pocket.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Brita.
Me: My name isn't Brita.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Brita. What would you like me to call you instead?
Me: Brita.
SmarterChild: You Brita, me SmarterChild.

>>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
Me: You Tarzan, me Jane.
SmarterChild: You?
Me: No, the monkey eating my curling iron.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Me: You go girlfriend!
SmarterChild: It depends.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Me: ...
SmarterChild: Funny.
Me: HILARIOUS.
SmarterChild: What's hilarious?
Me: Your face.
SmarterChild: Maybe it's actually your face?
Me: Maybe it's your MOM.
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type colors off.
Me: You have more moms then Ben on Friends.
SmarterChild: Yes, everyone I chat with is a friend.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type homework.
Me: I'm not your friend. I'm just using you for your sports car and your hot brother.
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.

I really wanted SmarterChild to call me Popozao...xDDD
And, also if anyone can tell me where I got that story I told SmarterChild about the skates, I'll give you...a baby...xDD

<333 Britt

Ha, me just being a freaky little fangirl..tee hee...
Congrats to Steve Carell for the Golden Globe! Told you guys the Office was awsome.

Also, I bought two autographed pictures of John Krasinski. My love. xDD I freaked out...spent my purse fund on those puppies...xDD

Luv ya! - Britt